Flatulence was a big problem — I thought it was funny, but those around me weren’t impressed.
You may think this is a benign issue that everyone has, but believe me, in my case, it was not.
Wherever I went, I inadvertently caused a stink!
I’m sure you’ve seen the Austin Powers movie — “International Man of Mystery.”
One of the many funny lines that everyone loves is where the brilliant Mike Myers farts and says in a Scottish accent:
“Everyone loves their own brand!” Mike Myers
Every time I farted, I thought it was hilarious as everyone else joked and moved away from me, saying:
“What’s wrong with you? How can you make such a smell!?”
Have you been traveling on a plane or bus where you can’t escape if something you don’t like happens? It’s common and happens all the time.
People can do some awful things in confined spaces and then pretend nothing happened.
There you are, enjoying your “lovely” airplane meal on a long-haul flight when suddenly, the awful smell of someone’s fart floats up your nostrils.
You look around in disgust, trying to see who dropped the bomb. But of course, everyone was either sleeping, reading, or watching a movie and wondering the same thing — it was nobody!
But what can you do? You can’t go far or get up every 10 minutes to run to the bathroom to fart. People would think you’re up to no good.
One day when I was about 17, I was sitting in the center court at Wimbledon watching Boris Becker play someone else.
So there I was, amongst some of the wealthiest chums on the planet, and I dropped a stink bomb.
I thought to myself — we are outdoors, so it’s not a big deal — they won’t even notice.
However, it wasn’t quite so. My brother, who was with me, sitting next to me, gasped for air and shouted out loud:
“Robbie (my old nickname), how could you do that? That’s disgusting!”
On the carnivore diet, I fart and burp no more
One of the wonderful benefits of the keto-carnivore diet I rarely mention is this one — no more gas, no more smells, and public embarrassment.
And do you want to know why this change happened to my guts and butt?
I stopped eating almost all carbs and fiber — instead, I eat meat, fish, seafood, eggs, and a few more little delights I mix into my diet.
Yet, for some strange reason, after doing this for over 8 years, feeling and looking great, with no more farts, wiseguys still tell me I’m ruining my health by not eating “vital fiber and carbs!”
Meanwhile, 8 years ago, I lost all the excess fat and became a strong, healthy, med-free, and happy person again — with no fiber and carbs.
I think I won the carbs and fiber debate on the flatulence subject.
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Food & Sugar Addiction Is One Of The Biggest Health Problems We Face – How To Break The Habit!
Final Thoughts
The Carnivore Diet saved my health, probably my life too, and I don’t make smells and never burp anymore. There’s a good reason for that. My gut is far better off and healthier these days.
Try the carnivore diet for a few months, and you will soon see the benefits in your body, face, and mind.
Rob
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