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You Always Get 1 Facebook Clown Sticking His Fat Red Nose Far Too Deep Into Your Business

You Always Get 1 Toxic Facebook Clown Sticking His Fat Red Nose Far Too Deep Into Your Business

Rob Hourmont by Rob Hourmont
November 12, 2022
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You Always Get 1 Facebook Clown Sticking His Fat Red Nose Far Too Deep Into Your Business

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Yuck — the thought alone of blokes doing this makes me want to vomit — I tell you, those creeps are all over the place!

I have a girlfriend for a few months now — I’m super-stoked about that.

It’s been a long time since I met a wonderful and caring woman with whom I feel great spending all my time.

It’s become serious — we love each other, live together, and agreed to get married sometime next year — if all goes well.

That’s excellent news, right? At least for the two of us.

But not so much for the Facebook stalkers and wannabe boyfriends — the sad but poor souls!

One thing your parents teach you at an early age is to mind your own business! Do not get involved in other people’s affairs — above all, child, do not stick your nose in their personal business.

If you do, you’re taking a massive risk that will come back and hit you in the face.

Here’s my post and pic and what happened with the clown, who I clearly tased with it!

“To all ladies who follow me on Facebook — this is my fiancèe and wife-to-be soon.”

“Please understand and accept — I love my woman. Let’s leave it there.

And please don’t ask me if I’m single anymore, as I’m not!

We both received nothing but beautiful congratulations and happy comments on my post.

However, the 1 “Clown in the China Shop” could not stop himself from sending my fiancèe and DM saying that he thinks she’s rushing things and should not consider getting married soon.

He served that lovely unsolicited and childish advice with a link to an article titled: “10 Reasons You Are Getting Married Too Soon.”

Lovely — thanks, brother!

He does not know her — he does not know me — he does not know us — he does not know our feelings for each other, what we do, our situation, our life — he knows sweet bugger all!

Yet, he dares to send my to-be wife a private message telling her not to marry me!

Of course, I tagged my lady on my post so she and her FB “friends” and real friends, as well as mine, would see my official declaration — hatched and planning to get married.

I decided to make this public statement as I have around 4700 Facebook “friends,” of which 80% are women. As a result, I constantly receive messages asking me where I live and whether I’m single.

The same goes for she also has many Facebook “friends,” most of which are men. Plus, she’s gorgeous, interesting, and someone every man would want to meet. Just like I did!

My fantastic woman and love. Photo by Rob Hourmont

The lesson and final comment

Dudes, keep your dirty, fat red clown noses out of my business and everyone else’s.

If you don’t, you may get that nose enlarged and make a bigger idiot of yourself.

Final, Final Thought

Men — never go behind another man’s back and DM his woman, telling her not to be with her man!

That’s disgusting, low-life behavior.

I promise — this is my Final Thought

Just look after yourself — mind your own business, and make yourself happy – stop being a creep who DMs other men’s women!

Rob

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